Wednesday, June 12, 2013

Retrospace: Food & Drink #19: Gastro-Abominations


This just looks so unspeakably wrong. ?Spam Spread on toast draped with a generous dollop of lumpy mustard lying awkwardly on a bed of lettuce - deeeelish. ?Yet, despite its obvious issues, I'd still rather eat this than just about any of the fancy shmancy stuff they dish up on The Food Network. ?Am I crazy?
Woah, Cap'n! Easy on the Miracle Whip. ?That deep fried tuna is smothering under a full quarter inch of salad dressing gloop. ?Someone throw that tuna a life-preserver!
Another "Sandwich Sampler" courtesy Reader's Digest. ?Cabbage, mayonnaise, SPAM, pickles, and BBQ sauce..... what could go wrong? ?I love the two radishes as a garnish.
AKA The Uncircumcised Weiner
And if you run out of Wheat Nuts, you can always just step outside and chew on some tree bark.
Yogurt bars don't sound bad, actually...... they just look really, really bad. ?It's amazing to think that somewhere someone thought these pink briquettes would look mouth watering.

Chicken Pizza - sure. ?

Pizza Chicken - no thanks.

THE END



Source: http://my-retrospace.blogspot.com/2013/06/food-drink-19-gastro-abominations.html

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